The worst song lyrics of all time:
"Coast to coast L.A. to Chicago"
--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'
"Young, black and famous With money hangin' Out the anus"
--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'
"Your butt is mine"
--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'
"My panty line shows, Got a run in my hose, My hair went flat, Man I hate that"
--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'
"Now you're amazed, By the VIP posse, Steppin' so hard, Like a German Nazi"
--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'
"I wish it was Sunday, That's my fun day, My I-don't-have-to-run day"
--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
"I ain't never seen, An ass like that, The way you move it, You make my pee-pee go, 'Doing-doing-doing'"
--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'
"There's an insect, In your ear, If you scratch, It won't disappear"
--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
--50 Cent's '21 Questions'
"Lucky that my breasts, Are small and humble, So you don't confuse, Them with mountains"
--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'
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